This drive felt like the old days with traffic, road construction and unnecessary stops. Nineteen hours to travel 1138 miles.

But what the f*ck is up with Ohio? The highway deer carnage capital of America. How about picking up the mammals before they look like they wandered onto the highway wearing explosive belts? Come on! A head and neck here, squashed hind quarters there, swathes of highway painted red, and then all of that repeated what seems like every few miles.