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Monday, December 19, 2011

I Meant To

Matt, I’ve got something to show you. This warning from Costco. Let me read it. “Fresh Food Concepts is recalling Rojo’s Layer Dip because the guacamole might have Listeria Monocytogenes. Listeria is the leading call of deaths from food related bacteria.” How stupid is it to send a letter. By the time you read this you’re dead.

I know. I didn’t eat the dip.

I ate the stuff, I finished it. Wait, you knew what?

I got the phone call.

Phone call?

I didn’t tell you?

Tell me what?

That they called. I meant to. I told Sarah.

posted by michael at 9:58 am  

2 Comments »

  1. Methinks the blog chokes on the USPS’s dust as an efficient means of dispensing urgent information. Why not invest some time trying to clone the extinct passenger pigeon so one could carry a hand-written note? That’d eat up years if not decades, rather than mere days …

    Comment by El Kib — December 20, 2011 @ 7:37 am

  2. Another conversation (if that’s what that was) which cracked me up…. really needed it today. Thanks you two.

    Comment by ko — December 22, 2011 @ 3:17 pm

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